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[rockandrollvampire]

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[rockandrollvampire]

thank god for that
though im low on smokes
so you not being able to come over stops me from bugging you for those
Ill have to beg someone else
they really dont know how to leave us alone do they????




you gonna be allright

[Yes he's a little worried too. Shut it.]

[unwillingdevil]

No, no they do not, I suppose. Perhaps next we will be struck with a new law preventing us from sleeping in coffins and touching the necks of others.

[There's a beat before his second reply, because, in spite of everything, he's a little surprised that Toby would bother to worry about him at all.]

I'll be fine. A few friends have kindly agreed to be living donors in exchange for food and other favors.

[rockandrollvampire]

not all of us have the coffin problem

[Aaaand of course Lestat just asked for volunteers. Of course.]

fangbanging
really
how cliche are you

[unwillingdevil]

Do you not have to deal with sunlight burning you? Lucky bastard.

Oh please, I've been doing such the whole time I've been here. Seems a fair trade to me.

[rockandrollvampire]

I cant do the sun
but i dont have to sleep in a bloody coffin
your so cliche

its ridiculous
you dont have to reinforce the tripe people write and say about our kind

[He has enough sense not to write how much it disgusts him.]

[unwillingdevil]

I don't intend on starving, so I find ways to feed. I have no intent on roasting in the sun, so I sleep in something that blocks it out entirely. I really do not care whether that is stereotypical.

[What he's thinking but not saying is, 'I don't hate being what I am the way you do', because then Toby's gonna actually refuse to tell him shit.]

[rockandrollvampire]

so shutter your windows
and use the bank
thats what its bloody for

[Why must you like being a monster, Lestat? It's grotesque.]

[unwillingdevil]

I don't have the same chip on my shoulder about feeding or where I sleep. After nearly 150 years, I know my tastes.

[>:( TOBY JUST EMBRACE IT]

[rockandrollvampire]

[He will not. Not ever.]

sorry I lived a life that doesnt have your tastes then
Ill still stick with mine
better live on my own terms than someone elses
I sure as Hell won't be the monster you want me to be

[unwillingdevil]

Need I remind you that you're the one trying to tell me where to sleep.

I don't care where you rest, just don't burn yourself to a crisp because you care about cliches.

[rockandrollvampire]

uggggggggh fine
sleep where you want
i don't bloody care

and I'll be FINE
stop nagging me
I dont need another mother centuries later
especially a VAMPIRE ONE

[unwillingdevil]

[Toby how dare you speak to your mother like this]

Fine. But perhaps take it as a blessing that you have those looking out for you. You wouldn't be the first of our kind done in by despairing too much to look after themselves.

[NOT THAT HE HAS LOADS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THAT 8D]

[rockandrollvampire]

[How dare you not treat him like the diva he is, Lestat. >( ]

oh for fuck's sake
I WILL BE FINE
the lot of you need to stop being so dramatic
i am not going to die
having done that
RECENTLY Ill add
do not want again
theres nothing on the other side of it
so
no
fuck that

[unwillingdevil]

That's the most believably vibrant you've been in weeks, so I'll believe you in that.

[rockandrollvampire]

good >(
you twat
now leave me be
I'm FINE
and ill bloody tell you if Im not

[unwillingdevil]

You'd best be telling the truth. You simply must know the smothering you'll get if you don't. Not even from me, but from the city as a whole.

[rockandrollvampire]

OH FOR GODS SAKE
Im fine
MOTHER
now shove off
if it all goes belly up
you'll KNOW
i keep my word when I give it