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[rockandrollvampire]

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[rockandrollvampire]

I cant do the sun
but i dont have to sleep in a bloody coffin
your so cliche

its ridiculous
you dont have to reinforce the tripe people write and say about our kind

[He has enough sense not to write how much it disgusts him.]

[unwillingdevil]

I don't intend on starving, so I find ways to feed. I have no intent on roasting in the sun, so I sleep in something that blocks it out entirely. I really do not care whether that is stereotypical.

[What he's thinking but not saying is, 'I don't hate being what I am the way you do', because then Toby's gonna actually refuse to tell him shit.]

[rockandrollvampire]

so shutter your windows
and use the bank
thats what its bloody for

[Why must you like being a monster, Lestat? It's grotesque.]

[unwillingdevil]

I don't have the same chip on my shoulder about feeding or where I sleep. After nearly 150 years, I know my tastes.

[>:( TOBY JUST EMBRACE IT]

[rockandrollvampire]

[He will not. Not ever.]

sorry I lived a life that doesnt have your tastes then
Ill still stick with mine
better live on my own terms than someone elses
I sure as Hell won't be the monster you want me to be

[unwillingdevil]

Need I remind you that you're the one trying to tell me where to sleep.

I don't care where you rest, just don't burn yourself to a crisp because you care about cliches.

[rockandrollvampire]

uggggggggh fine
sleep where you want
i don't bloody care

and I'll be FINE
stop nagging me
I dont need another mother centuries later
especially a VAMPIRE ONE

[unwillingdevil]

[Toby how dare you speak to your mother like this]

Fine. But perhaps take it as a blessing that you have those looking out for you. You wouldn't be the first of our kind done in by despairing too much to look after themselves.

[NOT THAT HE HAS LOADS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THAT 8D]

[rockandrollvampire]

[How dare you not treat him like the diva he is, Lestat. >( ]

oh for fuck's sake
I WILL BE FINE
the lot of you need to stop being so dramatic
i am not going to die
having done that
RECENTLY Ill add
do not want again
theres nothing on the other side of it
so
no
fuck that

[unwillingdevil]

That's the most believably vibrant you've been in weeks, so I'll believe you in that.

[rockandrollvampire]

good >(
you twat
now leave me be
I'm FINE
and ill bloody tell you if Im not

[unwillingdevil]

You'd best be telling the truth. You simply must know the smothering you'll get if you don't. Not even from me, but from the city as a whole.

[rockandrollvampire]

OH FOR GODS SAKE
Im fine
MOTHER
now shove off
if it all goes belly up
you'll KNOW
i keep my word when I give it