Tobias Matthews (Toby) (
rockandrollvampire) wrote2029-06-21 03:27 pm
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Decently tall fellow. Strong chin, brown hair, brown eyes. Pretty enough to get my attention, though not nearly as distracting as you. [Another chuckle as he sips at his drink.] Was fairly charming, though, which is why I let him buy me a drink while he chatted me up.
He boasted that he had a few things to "teach a man like me" about breaking furniture and leaving marks. [His lips curl into a smirk.] Poor sod had no idea what he was getting into with me. I think he was limping a bit when he tried to make a hasty exit. I tried to warn him, but you know how mortals are.
[Always so confident. Always so easy to break when they crash against him in their haste to prove themselves. It's rather endearing of them, though it's disappointing when they realize their mistake and don't own up to it. Things are much better when the mortals let him take over in moments like that.]
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So you’ve told me that he couldn’t keep up —-not surprising—- but did you at least get to orgasm with him? Or was the whole night a wash?
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With a roll of his eyes, the vampire finishes off his drink and sets aside his glass, pulling Dorian closer as he finally starts to relax and get comfortable. Laughing about bad sex and cuddling into his soulmate is definitely helping his mood.] It could've been worse, I suppose. He was delightfully warm the whole way through, and he did keep his hands on me even after he finished. It's not enough for another run-in, but I can give him a point for that.
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It’s what he was looking for this evening.]
Chalk one up for the generosity of mortals who don’t know what they’re getting into. [He slips an arm into the crook of Toby’s closest one, and rests his chin on the vampire’s shoulder.]
Maybe we should come up with a way to get out of encounters we don’t want to go any farther. [He grins a bit, a hint of deviousness sparking in his eyes.] One of us texts the other an emoji, and the other calls a few moments later as the angry boyfriend that’s ‘discovered an affair’?
[It’s a ridiculous idea, halfway-seriously meant, and it’s also one Dorian knows would likely work on most people.]
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At the suggestion of a code... emoji? for saving each other from a bad hookup, he can't help but laugh. It's brilliant, actually, and for as facetious as the offer might be, he rather likes it. People here do keep asking him about why he's not home with his boyfriend or if he's allowed out, so why not use it when things are going that badly?]
Would have to be something really meaningful to most people. Maybe with a message on the side, yeah? A coded one. Something 'bout... I dunno, checking in? Or asking you to bring home... dinner? [He laughs and shakes his head a bit too vigorously.] That's the sort of things mortals text to each other, yeah? Just stupid stuff that doesn't really matter but provokes fights anyway?
[He says that as if they haven't had fights over similarly small or "stupid" things in the past. If asked later, he'll say it's not the same and that he missed the connection purely because he was very drunk at the time.]
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You send me 'I'm bringing home pizza', and the next thing you know I'm calling and shouting your ear off, loud enough to be heard by whoever you're with. [Dorian chuckles again and sways, gripping at Toby's arm a bit harder to keep his balance as water sloshes out the open-air side of the tub.]
I know you're out with someone else! [He waves an arm in a dramatic pantomime of an angry significant other.] Who are they?! Is it that man from the theater again? Don't you dare hang up on me!
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Darling, please, it's not the man from the theater. [A beat.] I mean it's no one. You know you're my one and only...
[God, this is too funny. Toby snorts a laugh as he slumps into the side of the tub, grinning.] Imagine limiting yourself to one person for the rest of your life. Life's too long for that.
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Dorian issues a short, acknowledging sound at Toby's last comment.]
It's possible when your youth spans a good twenty-five years at best-- or if you have a depressing lack of imagination. [Yes, dunking on basically all mortals ever, here. Flicking away the lid to the bottle, Dorian tips back a healthy gulp of scotch.]
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Once Dorian's done taking a good swig from the bottle, Toby plucks it out of his soulmate's hands and guzzles a bit. There's not much left sloshing around in there by the time he's done.] Youth - real, age-y youth - is overrated anyway. You don't know enough to do what you want, have enough to do it even if you do, and you waste it surrounded by people who know as little as you!
[The dunking is expanding and his drunken mind is absolutely going full bore on it.]
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Back around the 1890s, Oscar always used to say that the value of youth was in thinking one knows everything but really knows nothing. [He has the benefit of experience now to recognize it as a clever aphorism an aesthete would claim.]
I've always wondered what he would think about me these days, if he could see what over a century has done with youth that has experience. [It's not something he's about to dig into morosely, when he'd rather press his lips in a sensual trail along the peak of one of the other man's collarbones.]
Before he died, he told me that he worried for me. [He's in too good of a mood now to be bothered by the idea, and it's offered more in a tone of idle curiosity as his gaze flicks up to meet Toby's.]
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That's 'cause you didn't know I was out there yet. [He chuckles and presses a mis-aimed kiss to Dorian's cheek.] I'd not've been a good influence for younger Dorian, but I'd say we did all right for ourselves in the end, yeah? 'S just you and me now, here in this weird... sex city place. And we're doing well here!
[This would be so much more eloquent if he weren't so drunk, but he's offers it magnanimously and without shyness as it is.]
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We're here, and you're alive. [Reaching out, he basks drunkenly in the beautiful sight of the other man's face this close to his own, and then presses their lips together.]
And you would have been exactly the kind of influmance-- influence [He chuckles at his own silly slurring.] I was looking for as a young man. For better and worse.
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Certainly for worse, but it would've been worth it. [How could more time with his soulmate be anything else? They've got eternity ahead of them, but any second extra they could have is one the vampire wants. Smiling, albeit a bit distractedly, he leans in for another kiss and pulls the other man close.]
Love you, [he murmurs, sighing happily and stealing yet another kiss.] For better or worse.
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For better or worse, [he agrees, fondly (and drunkenly).]
It would have been worth it. [Unintentionally silly, and overly enunciated indignation is a go.]
When I was young I was looking for everything and anyone who could show me anything new. And you-- [He hiccups a bit, pointedly poking a finger into Toby's chest.] nothing about you would have turned me away.
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Nothing turned you away even as a fully mature adult. [Another chuckle as he leans a bit too close to grin at his boyfriend, really getting in his face for... effect? It's hard to tell at this point.] S'why it was so easy to catch you. I knew you'd give chase once you'd caught a whiff of me.
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That first time I saw you, you were using vampire charms. It's no wonder I couldn't take my eyes off you.
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Only when I walked in the room! [Now it's his turn to poke his boyfriend's chest.] The rest was me being naturally charming. And manipulative, but you love that bit.
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He did 'love that bit'. Toby is undeniably charismatic, and nothing has driven him quite so crazy with interest and curiosity since.
It's a good memory.]
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Toby leans closer as he hides his boyfriend's chest one more, slightly too strong poke.] You're everything I didn't know I needed. I'd do it all again to end up back here with you.
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Me too. [This might end up being stolen time if one or both of them eventually ends up getting ripped away from Duplicity again, but he doesn’t care about that right now.
Wrapping his fingers around the hand jabbing into his chest, he draws Toby’s up to press a kiss to the soft underside of his wrist.]
Have I made up for what I said earlier? [He might be turning on the penitent charm a bit. It would be really nice to make out with his boyfriend right now.]
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Yeah. You're out of the woods. [He smiles and leans in for a clumsy kiss.] Keep being nice, and you can have whatever you want until we pass out tonight. [A beat.] Some kind of orgasm included.
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All I want is to feel alive with you right now.
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I'm good for that, [he murmurs, resting a hand on the back of Dorian's shoulder to draw him closer. Not pushing for anything, but needing to be closer now that the first part of their conversation has dissipated into the hot water around them.] I'm yours, always.